// Brambletech presents
GLITCH
DETECTOR
AI writing detector? Cute. Glitch checks whether it sounds like you.
Train Glitch on real writing samples, run a scan, and get a Glitch ADHD report that calls out voice drift, synthetic polish, and suspiciously well-behaved sentences.
glitch.brambletech.com
Powered by six absurdly named subsystems
V.I.B.E.
Voice Integrity & Behavioral Echo
Does this still sound like the author, or did someone else show up?
D.E.R.P.
Deviation & Entropy Recognition Pattern
Catches drift, flattening, and that suspiciously smooth AI sameness.
F.L.A.I.R.
Fingerprint Linguistic Anomaly & Idiom Recognition
Missing signature phrases, borrowed idioms, tonal imposters.
S.N.A.R.K.
Stylistic Nuance & Register Kinetics
Tone whiplash, register collapse, personality going AWOL mid-paragraph.
G.R.A.N.
Generated Residue & AI Noise
Sniffs out AI fingerprints and leftover synthetic polish.
C.H.A.O.S.
Composite Holistic Analysis & Outcome Score
The final verdict. Zero is human. Ten is full synthetic slop.